Herein follows a short series of facts about Mont Mardié;

• His ultimate ambition in life is to make a frame-by-frame remake of ‘When Harry Met Sally’ with him playing the role of Harry.
• At the age of 3 he could not fall asleep unless Mozart was playing.
• Releasing his first short story at the age of 5, the aspiring young author sold his typewriter to buy a guitar aged 10.
• Upon hearing ‘Cars and Girls’ by ‘Prefab Sprout’ for the first time at 11, he didn’t leave his apartment for 8 days.